***Rachell & Me - Update*** I didn't realise how much you Boys love seeing Girl-on-Girl action but I feel I must confess, us Girls just l-o-v-e watching you watching us. It's a real turn on when Rachell and I are hot and horny and out of the corner of our eyes we see a hot blooded guy getting excited by our erotic, frenzied, filty play. Come guys, come and join us, or we'll join you. You can't beat it or you can if you want to or we'll beat it for you!

***STOP PRESS*** Introducing the one and only Emma The MILF. Well guys, it's like this, as you know I thoroughly enjoy my 'WORK' and obviously to maintain my position as London's Number ONE Mature Lady! I have to keep abreast of current trends. consequently do a lot of research and 'on the job training!' I have recently met a Gorgeous, strong, tanned and extremely well endowed Young man, we'll call him Dino like the Ferrari and like the Ferrari, this boy is red, red, hot. We met at the theatre by sheer chance in the interval, got chatting and somehow we missed the second act but boy did we have a scene! Therefore I am so pleased to announce that we now offer a live show which is thoroughly interactive for either a single Gentleman or Lady or our Speciality is playing with another couple. I will stress however, that this Gorgeous young man is totally Straight.

***CREDIT CRUNCH SPECIAL - 07979-843876*** Where is this year going? seems like yesterday I was wishing you all a Happy New Year. A lot has happened this year, the Election, the World Cup and Global Financial meltdown. Well I didn't stand for Parliament at the General Erection, oops apologies Election and sadly Cappello didn't include me in the backroom staff! Those England boys might have been a little more enthusiastic had I been to work on their stiff muscles! One thing I can do though is to remedy the Worlds financial situation, I have my own version of quantitive easing. I have taken the decision to extend my Credit Crunch Special by performing the following policies. Step one will be a raise in members interest, step two a release of pressure on Primary Assets and step three, to blow new life into dormant investements! Credit Crunch Special - done.

***HOLD TH FRONT PAGE*** New gallery on the way. I've finally found a sympathetic female photographer that has the knack of catching my good side! However, after 20 minutes under the hot lights one thing lead to another and I seduced this charming lady so the gallery won't be avaliable till next week, hey ho MWAH!